SEEEEXXX PLEASE
There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
I just Organized my jello shots by their colors in my mini fridge for the rest of the week. I'm going places in life.
it's all just a bunch of faces and i remember what the floor looked like.
She's an ex-convict. She actually got stabbed in the face with a pen while in prison. No big deal.
I wonder what chicks would think if they learned that when we add them on fb we email their bikini pics to each other.
Just talked to Laura, confirming that is my bra. Hope it goes well with the rest of your wall decorations.
Lesson learned. Kayak oars are not golf clubs....check
Also I fell in love w a girl dressed as a pirate that was great at doing the limbo
in the future when you find clothing in your street, just assume it's mine.
Guess who just bought an ounce of pot via Paypal, and paid for it with my airline Visa card to earn miles?
Congratulations. That business degree is finally worth every penny it cost you.
I wasn't even hungover I was just mourning my dignity
Are you saying I'm your favorite hot mess?
I'm actually my favorite my hot mess, but you're a close second.
you were screaming "I don't need a shirt!" repeatedly while in the process of taking it off and flashing the bouncer. we got kicked out. thanks a lot.
OH DEAR GOD IT GOT IN MY MOUTH AGAIN HELP
Randomize
