You are possibly the most enthusiastic, likable bad influence I've ever met.
I was rubbing the clit just like wikipedia told me to.
yours is so small it looks like an acorn!!
It doesn't matter if he doesn't speak English because I speak the international language of blowies.
I'm sorry you missed class, the topic today is copy and paste. I'm not even kidding.
He said it. He actually said "yes it's in".
When he was fat he reminded me of my high school best friend and I just wanted to hug him and hug him. Also, he's funny and humor is the fastest way into my pants after Doctor Who and liquor.
I got laxative. And a toothbrush. Because who wants to buy just laxative on a Friday night?
I'll be home next weekend. Its mothers day. Let's party just enough so we are frightened it might be our first
We met some guy at the beach, and dug a hole with him. He invited us to "come back at night and smoke a blunt in this hole"
My mind's like "He's a sexist pig" but my uterus is like "YOU SHALL BEAR HIM STRONG CHILDREN"
You cannot tell me you don't have a problem while crying pantsless on a stranger's sofa bed.
I don't even care if you were high. The fact that I've been begging for us to have those cinnamon rolls for months and you didn't even save me one is not ok.
my bed is a shrine, and I am its goddess.
You had sex with a kid to spare him the shame of being a virgin. Evidence is on my side.
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