i may not always bang 16 year olds but when i do, i prefer hot ones
So after i got done, she went over and got out her gecko, I felt like I was in an X rated geiko commercial.
there is cereal in my wallet where all the cash used to be.
At barnes & noble, drinking beer out of thermoses, lookin legit.
is 69 when you're sideways or up & down? I was on my back & confused.
a search helicopter?!
you're a mystery wrapped in an enigma. wrapped inside a burrito.
She won't let me open the car door while we are on the highway so I can throw up outside. She deserves to have her car thrown up in.
just threw up what i'm pretty sure look like contents of a lava lamp
when you greet her, try not to lead with "this night will end with you on top of me". first impressions, bro.
Got to the gym, getting changed, found a jello shot in my shoes.
I want to die, ON THAT, with that INSIDE ME. ironically, I sense that would be the only time I'd feel alive.
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
The waitress at the Denny's in usa remembered me from 2 years ago when we went at 4 in the morning plastered, wearing overalls and huge inflatable corona hats on our heads
It's not even noon yet and I just fucked my professor's son in the psych lab..it's gonna be a great day.
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