I just peed in my kitchenbs sinlk. New low- maybe. am i embarrassed? Not in the least
is it true you fucked a yoga instructor last night??! ..and let me know if you want me to post that question on your facebook so kelly can see how happy you are without her
I think I know how big ted kennedy's penis is.
It wasn't a wasted relationship. I got road-head in an Escalade. I still keep that with me.
and then they started calling me 'Shitshow Shandra', which apparently i took as a compliment.
Lol. No. We cannot eat chicken while we have sex. No.
I was having trouble getting it up so she grabbed it and said "no, it's too big to fail"
Please show REO speedwagon ur boobs for me.
he doesn't sweat normal. maybe that's what THC smells like coming through the sweat glands...
My inner pteradactyl is also confused.
I just can't do Wednesdays sober anymore
Nothing can teach you regret more efficiently than a wine hangover.
I just sucked dick on a ferry
You know that voice that tells you to do something spontaneous after 1am? Don't listen to it.
Just confirming I will be washing my asshole at your house at approximately 2:45 tomorrow afternoon.
The strangest confirmation message ever sent.
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