YOu come back ASAP and we will do whatever you want baby
apparently 9 shots of absynthe does not take away your skill to walk. i just woke up under a tree in some field on the other side of town with 4 hours missing.
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
I feel like Tiger Woods should send Jesse James a gift basket or something...
i can't believe i brushed your teeth last night. so drunk.
Pretty sure I went to the bar in my bathing suit, sweat pants, and high heels.
Had a speaker in class today. She asked whats the first question when you see someone pregnant. I said whos the father? She was looking for "is it a boy or a girl?"
Not only is he in the circus, the man survived a near death experience and has an accent. She might as well have found a unicorn. This shit just doesn't happen in real life. Where did she meet this magical creature?
I'm about to get my nails done. Would the polish name "meet me at the altar" be too straight forward for a first date?
he offered me cocaine within 5 minutes of my arrival. yes of course i'm keeping him
I'm happy I peed in your laundry basket last night
You know what...ii have the turtles...were together....i love these god damn turtles...
I gave in, made out with her, and long story short, I'm giving hetero another try.
Why would you ask him if you could lick his chest?
He has a very lickable chest
My Hitachi broke 1 day into this stay home bullshit.
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