If only Ben were 51% gay instead of 49%
well, I suppose if I had to pick a penis to represent the american public, yours would be it
i know im back at school when i can poke any random spot on my body and expect a 80% chance that theres a bruise there
ENDLESS SCROLLING ON TUMBLR WAS MADE FOR HIGH PEOPLE!
We ended up on a hotel balcony in Daytona where she lured a seagull down with a pizza crust she found in her purse and preceded to grab it out of the air by it's neck.
I had no idea a 5'8 girl could fit entirely on her knees in front of the passenger seat of a Sunfire, but I am very happy to now have that knowledge.
Also this is super embarrassing but sorry for licking your chest
His friend still there? Be like "I need to see both of your dicks ASAP"
I'm not gonna ask the guy I've fucked like 3 times if he is insecure about his eyebrows.
Do normal couples celebrate occasions naked with Chicken McNuggets and BBQ sauce?
I believe the only reason I am slightly functional right now is the leftover drugs in my nose that I keep sniffing
Tell me why I woke up with your dads construction shirt on, nothing else, and had jelly donuts with a note from a girl named cathryn that said "we had a kinky night with peanut butter". p.s. Im by the layin by the lawnmower
I'm naked and there are two trees and a yield sign
Be right there
It was just like the old times. We watched movies and shit. But not like old times-i fucked her hot brother when she was in the shower? Times are a'changin.
you need to drop off my dinner before you go see him because i'm not gonna wait until you're finished fucking him to get my damn chinese food
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