problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
I'm eating all of the evidence.
i gave her road head last night, needless to say it wasn't the same and i bit a chunk of the inside of my cheek off.
he passed out on the stove with a cup in his hand. yes the pictures are hilarious
I just want you to know IcyHot in the ear is weird. Don't ask.
I want a coyote to ride back and forth to the bathroom because walking is getting old
And for some reason I was covered in ants... So your probably covered in ants as well
I decided tomorrow is going to be great day wether my period likes it or not
I haven't been sober in 4 days.
Then be sober
No.
Woke up in your shoes. Please tell me you woke up in mine
I have to shave my legs first. I'm afraid tiny woodland creatures will fly out if he tries touches them.
I was going to learn how to knit but I got high instead.
If anyone needs me I'll be in the bathtub, eating fast food and shooting straight vodka while I seriously evaluate my life choices and cry.
I'm so sad at the lack of dick in my life I am going to get sauced and make rice krispy treats
You almost lost your european virginity to a Peruvian man waering a do-rag in a port-a-potty.
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