I have to tell you about my conversation with the cloud dragon!
My professor really needs to stop abbreviating. I'll never remember what "Fun. Anal. Trade-offs?" means when i study.
He gave me a pearl necklace on top of my Karma necklace I was wearing. I guess I deserve whats coming to me.
Don't let the fact that shes seen my penis discourage you
since you saved your number in my phone as "the hot chick you met last Friday" I don't know who you are either
My goal tonight is to get arrested because what cop can say they have ever arrested a giant sperm before. God I love halloween
That's the best thing about having gay dads, you don't gotta do shit on mothers da and everybody is down wit getting wasted on mimosas at brunch
My Instagram consists mostly of drag queens and people who dress up as power rangers... I'm pretty sure I'm an unclassified category of gay
You should come by for the fire station blow job tour
There's a guy here who is improvising his own shadow dance on a table against the wall, in case you're wondering how my night is going
I'm still high with raccoon eyeliner eyes and chocolate all over my face and chest, clutching a mug of wine. Happy graduation.
Sext: Bring me pancakes from the midnight breakfast gathering please
He gave me an orgasim so fantastic that I had an asthma attack.
He's a snuggler. Every time I attempt to make a move to find my bra he reigns me in. Needless to say i could be here a while.
The cl.oudds are foaming a really big pen.Is OMG.
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