Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
I'm currently imdbing Helena Bonham Carter to see if there are any pictures of her that don't scare the crap out of me.
Good luck with that.
She even gives head with a lisp.
EMERGENCY: IS A KAREOKE RICKROLL ACCEPTABLE IN THE YEAR 2011?
He just laughed at his drink laid on the floor and crawled to the bathroom
You gave the cab driver your pants as collateral while you ran in the house for money.
About six hours after the bottle of smirnoff, I was googling "losing your stomach lining" and calling my mom for help. She has experience.
I've made my dad a martini every night since I was 13.. I got this
I think I maybe realized he was too old for me when I went into his bathroom and he had anti aging face cream.
idk how I feel so profoundly understood by someone whose latest tweet is "labia majora's mask." but I do.
There comes a point where there's just condoms and old mcdonalds in your garbage can and you can't tell if you've won or lost.
I forgot wine drunk hurts
He said he would get me a helmet and bedazzle it with my name and address so the cabs would know where to take me
He bought me pizza and bourbon and played scrabble with me. So naturally I slept with him.
You do realize it’s only a matter of time before I have a bad day and come home with an alpaca?
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