she tasted like a mixture of sweat and destiny
You were so drunk last night you thought you force pushed the automatic door open.
Never again will we have slut saturday. Never.
he got a charlie horse midthrust which triggered my orgasm we're still sorting this out.
Dude she looks like a female richard gere plus 400 pounds.
I have fiberglass splinters all over my hands and woke up with a sign that says PUMPKINS in my room.
Are you around on Saturday? Feeling a trip over
Wet with either fear or sexual excitement
I think a mixture of both is appropriate
I have a new philosophy. Fuck wearing bras, it's summertime.
I told him I was very thankful for what his country has done to my vagina and walked away.
No it was good. I serenaded the holding cell occupants with a fabulous rendition of Making Love out of Nothing at all. It was fucking amazing!
THEY SELL PREFROZEN MARGARITAS AND THEY COME WTH A STRAW. MY PRIORITIES ARE IN ORDER
I'm still laying in bed cuz I don't feel like adulting yet
you got into a really intense arguement about protecting bees. it was wierdly arousing.
Please clarify that he is speaking of beer pong and not rough sex
That guy u hooked me up with kept calling me james while were doing it...
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