It was laundry day and I was wearing last xmas undies. he took one look and went...you's a ho, ho, ho. my response you ask? for less dough, dough, dough. I'm a slut.
with a sacreligious after taste.
i literally forgot his name and just started calling him "waffles"
it was really bad. he went around saying "I want you inside of me" to everyone.
Just did my hair and make up at mcdonalds so we're in the same boat.
Nothing like buying a handle and a 36 pack with a baby strapped on.
Also I'd like you to set a calendar reminder that goes off every day for you to take 2 minutes to think about what your life would be like without me.
I heard him say "bet you won't", look over 10 seconds later and she's blowing him.....looked eloquent under the glow of a camp fire.
I got to see some gay bartender let a girl with daddy issues whip Travis in the balls with his own belt. Totally worth it.
I didn't get a chance to take any pics but the mental snapshot of her boyfriend calling her directly after we finished was a really special moment I wish I could properly share with you.
But on the plus side, what he lacked in size he made up for with speed. And grunting.
Nothing like a little " am I gonna shit myself " to spice up the work day
Freshly fucked must agree with my hair cause I've gotten compliments on it this afternoon
You kept saying “keke” over and over so I slapped you then you proceeded to ask if I loved you. In case you’re wondering why you have a black eye - Lauren
I just landed at Logan and some guy threw up in the baggage carousel. Boston never really changes
His bedroom is the preferred destination of MILFs, cougars, recent divorcees and sexually frustrated wives
His penis is my hero
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