UPDATE: In a passionate fit of self love, I brought myself to orgasm under the moon on my 7th floor balcony, ejaculating between the rungs towards the ground.
Unfortunately, I did not realize that most of it would end up on the balcony below mine.
At least you don't cum in color.
around noonish you got carried out for spitting water and throwing cups at old people...
apparently breaking a beer bottle and then throwing up in a urinal is a terrible way to pick up girls.
I woke up to the sound of a beer can being opened. I love him already
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
Hundreds of bug bites..Dad jokingly says "looks like you passed out naked in the woods somewhere"
My cat clawed my face because i tried to give it a foot massage...never doing shrooms again.
We can do this. We've been drunk at a gay bar, we will not be taken down by a Tuesday.
I'm pretty sure I have enough material at this point to start a blog called Guys I've Banged in Pictures together. Why does this keep happening to me!
By this time next year I expect us to have full time jobs that we can call out of so we can day drink on beautiful days like this. Oh, and grill.
Remind me never to smoke before babysitting again. Ate an entire bottle of children's gummy vitamins.... not an easy thing to explain to parents.
I've noticed we have slowly begun to phase the "B" out of our Bromance.
He hasn't touched a vagina in two and a half years. THIS IS WAY TOO MUCH PRESSURE TO BE UNDER
You know that if they offer you a bagel they are determined to sleep with you, right?
You were so drunk Last night you asked for your glasses so you could read the directions on a band aid
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