I've never had a man I enjoyed more than steak
After we had sex, she played this little piggy with my toes
Okay I've seen like three girls walking around crying today. Weird?
everyone's regretting their thursdays.
i'm pretty sure i'm on the same train we took last friday..
what?how do you know?
it appears they have not cleaned up your vomit yet.
Standards? I'm sitting on his couch eating microwaved ramen wearing his wife's t-shirt. I don't remember what having standards even feels like.
I've always wanted to pass out in a bathtub
I think most people do. Your only real mistake was turning the water on first.
We celebrated International Women's Day by spending $700 and taking our tops off at the strip club
The boys offered to pay but we went halfs because we're feminists
my mom just told me I should hit it and quit apparently she does not like this new girl
Sent him a snap chat of him eating me out so he can relive the moment.
Theyll love you, its bunch of older ladies who drink whisky and sours and talk about the sex seans in Game of Throwns
So there I was, eye fucking the waiter and I spilled beer all down my boobs
for once I'd like a one night stand where I don't meet the guys mom or wife in the morning
Stop chatting and get in the fucking car. I didn't get my asexual ass out of bed just to watch you flirt and fail with someone you're never going to see again.
She deleted me on Facebook. I think it's safe to say that she knows I fucked him now.
we've dated a week and made out twice. he is taking it slow. but his body is stupid sexy. just want him to stop respecting me and fuck me like a gutter slut. respect me later im not getting younger.
Randomize
