North Korea, Best Korea!
This boy just came into class wearing sperrys and a polo but also carrying a longboard. I'm unequivocably attracted to his level of doucheyness.
This lady in my dui class just asked what patron was. I feel like she doesn't belong here
Oh it's happening. I'm Chugging a beer while sitting next to a 6 year old
Dave a horae rider a coqw boy
I'm figuring, since someone shoved pizza crust in my ear last night, there might be some leftover pizza.
Dinner?
YES CON MARGARITAS POR FAVOR!!!! MUCHO MARGARITAS!!!
do you think this outfit says "I maintained my dignity this weekend"?
I'm in a dress, surrounded by Republicans, and the bartender just told me he's "out of Jack Daniels" in a very accusatory tone. Shit, is it only 8 PM?
My dog is now used to me drunk singing and sleeps through it. I don't know how I feel about this
I was a bouncer for about 90 seconds until the real bouncers figured out that I was doing their job
We were all day drunk by 2pm. Now I know why they hate Americans
Willing booties have sort of a tractor beam for me.
I DONT WANT YOUR DICK. I WANT BRUNCH.
he would NOT stop making out with my stomach! creeeeeepy
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