i can't, i'm blowing bubbles in class and getting credit for it
whispering "taste the rainbow" well having sex isn't my biggest turn on.
Every single piece. I examined every single square inch of this peanut butter and jelly sandwich. and fell in love with every inch. that high.
Just passed on a threesome. I'm too old for that kind of morning after.
She gave me a bj in her parent's kitchen while I ate the rest of her mom's birthday cake. Fuck. Yes.
I KNOW. I'm like, ew who are these ppl. And then I remember I'm traveling to New York to accidentally hook it with two different dudes in one weekend.
I don't care what anyone says I want strippers at my funeral.
Quick question... Can I call you daddy? Or would that just really made the whole 8 year age gap a bigger deal...?
He took shrooms and didn't want anyone to touch him. He kept saying he was a chip and he didn't want to break.
Quick!! What's a good reason for me to have rug burn on my chin?
I can't! Its just like the night that I bathed you, I didn't tell anyone.
I raged so hard that I was so hungover today I threw up out of a car window going 50mph cause my parents didn't pull over quick enough ...sorry to the people behind us
that is either the most profound and meaningful thing i've ever heard, or someone got high before noon again.
Whatever, ill dance on the bar at applebees, don't try and act like you're above it.
So, 'head before the store' turned into a fuck fest, & that's how I ended up at the grocery store smelling like a cum farm on Black Friday. How's your weekend?
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