That adds atleast one bjs worth of awkward sexual tension between us.
why weren't you at the audition last night?
booty call before role call
i woke up to the sound of my dad getting blown. this is my life
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
You insisted we help some homeless guy put up posters for his missing pet alligator so we left you there because they were really just Chinese takeout menus.
You don't seem to appreciate the rareness of his junk.
Send me a picture. I'm more of a visual learner.
Jsyk, in serious talks of trading blowjobs for soup in bed. I'm sober
Chipotle. Because when you've had diarrhea for 6 days why not just make it 7
My general physician told me i have the emotional capacity of a 2 year old, While he refilled my xanax prescription. That's service!
Somehow I became in charge of getting my mother laid? This can't be my life? Lol
Now all I have unanswered questions and a fucked up finger
Oh. Why can't it be something easy, like a punch card for blowjobs?
Dude she literally licked him. He was covered in cheese and in her high state what else was she gonna do?
After drinking all day I popped an adderal, slammed three beers in a row, apparently told the bartender "thanks bitch" then ran on stage.
But yeah, I am thinking that "Cake Heresy" will now be a thing
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