i love my job...i have craft hour at my desk w twizzlers
can u grab me a application
The goblet must only be used for good. And vodka. And anything t-pain would be proud of.
Made fish tank punch. It's like trash can punch but in a fish tank. Also, my dad saw a picture I uploaded on Facebook and called me a pussy for only making 10 gallons.
of course! give me a few hours to recover from chugging a 4loko out of a frisbee, and it will be rage time yet again
Did you know that scruff feels epic on boobs especially when they are covered in whip cream?
Wait also totally unrelated but can horses sit down?
I just tried to picture one and I don't think they can cause I can't envision it
They flooded the bathroom and their version of cleaning it up was to throw our couch cushions on it. That's when I decided to chug tequila and go drunk bowling. So hitting the kid with my ball is really their fault.
I greatly enjoy being related to her. Even if is it only by a penis.
Bringing families together since 1987
I think our prof has caught onto our drinking game. He burst into the room with a big smile on his face and yelled "essentially! Essentially! Essentially!"
I just woke up in my locked bathroom. It's 5 PM. What happened?
No I don't want to see you. You're the reason that I'm going to need a new liver by the time I'm 30.
My ex's new girlfriends ex boyfriend is getting me my nipples pierced for Valentine's Day so who's the real winner here
so.. please tell me you did not really sleep on the washing machine last night
guilty
This is a mass text. Who in the hell shat on my stairs last night?
Campus scavenger hunt! and by scavenger hunt I mean all the pharmacies are sold out of Plan B.
Randomize
