i just had sex bonerless
you think it's bad that I have four different guys toothbrushes in my bathroom?
I mean I had a leg brace. It would have been irresponsible for me to be on top.
It took him three days to realize his roommate had moved out.
You lured him into the bathroom with a trail of jello shots, then proceeded to barricade the door with duct tape. You really should have thought that one through..
its just been over 12 hours, and i`m dying, don`t know how i`m supposed to survive the holidays sexless
Do pleather leggings scream im easy on a first date?
And one night I got way too drunk and thought he said call me a polish name so I called him Konrad. Now he thinks I cheated on him with a Konrad.
That's my new pick up line call me a polish name
I woke up with my panties in the cat food dish, and everything covered in honey and bruises.
Summers almost over and we haven't golfed, got naked or had sex yet. Let's do all three in one day, no particular order.
"I feel morally obligated to vote for him since he's my drug dealers dad"
There is no issue with you seeing me...morally or ethically. we'll update your resume anyway. I really need to have sex with you later. Really
we need to make pact to not cut each other's hair on coke and whiskey nights.
While I agree, I dont think thats realistically possible
Let's just say his oral game was lacking. Hell, lacking is too nice of a word to describe it.
He screamed, "Let there be light!" when he came
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