People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
Remember that time I came into your room after taking a muscle relaxant and we argued about what state has the longest coastline?
she told me she had a boyfriend but the alcohol told me she didn't
so... thinking about masturbating finally
taking the losers way out I see
Well, for starters you dressed up in all Green and kept singing that song from "A Goofy Movie". Then you made us call you Powerline for the rest of the night...needless to say no, you didn't hook up with her
I think his glow in the dark Star Wars sheets, at the time, really turned me on.
My mom just asked me if I was gay in front of my gf
If you come, call before you come in. I'm tanning my balls. Enjoy that visual.
I just want you to know that I hid the weed. Once you find another job, I'll tell you where it is. Happy Hunting, bro.
we are blowing up condoms and making balloons and we’re drunk on the floor. You could have come to school here
Yea not today, I ending up taking a shit behind a tree last night.
So here's my pathetic thought of the day: what does it smell like to be sober?
Like, yea, let's talk sexy but also...LOOK! I SAW A CAT!
This is like the first time all week I've properly taken my birth control. My ovaries are so stoked I just know it.
Got my client divorced finally. He was even awarded the cat ashes. Yep I went to law school for this.
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