he poured tabasco sauce in my vag.. I'm still having a hard time going to the bathroom.
I should have kept drinking, a coma can't be as bad as this hangover
She had a baby and now works at Hooters. She is the poster child for peaking in high school.
Someone just asked me if ur the girl that fell through the floor. I HAD to say yes.
Today as a vday present for myself I am walking in between any couples I see on campus.
you say it like running around in your thong wasted is a bad thing
She had me dip my balls in cake batter ice cream from cold stone and then tea bag her. Let's get weird just got a whole new meaning.
I think these people may actually be nudists. You know it's bad when I feel uncomfortable.
You both ran and jumped into the tub yelling Jamaican bobsled team
I think Saturday night will always be a mystery to me, except for buying an excessive amount of birthday shots for everyone and yelling BIRTHDAY SHOTS before every shot.
If I ever go to Canada, I'm fucking the maple syrup out of his Canadian ass.
yeah im watching him make his speech now. cant take him seriously tho. hes talking about funding for education and all i can think about is how ive seen what he looks like wearing womens underwear...
May the power of my ass compel you!!
...I just added shower water to my vodka on ice\n#sendhelp
We bird danced in front of the bird cages for 20 minutes. I think it was our way of being like fuck you guys you're in a cage and we're on summer break.
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