On valentines day I took a girl on a date that I suspect was homeless
Random 1st period thought: do you think she could put "had a threesome" on her resume?
Come home. Power Hour by yourself is only fun for the first 10 minutes.
He is like the real live version of the state fair..
Slut skills are useful in every country.
now that we've slept with the entire soccer team i think its time to expand the horizon.
His balls looked like two miss shaped chicken nuggets
Dude, you were so wasted she couldn't wait. She was grinding your face while you were passed out in the yard.
Tiny.
I mean tony. It's like autocorrect knows he wasn't well endowed.
Pretty sure that molly fried my sinus infection away; i regret nothing
You're wrong. It's my BIRTHDAY. We all know it's impossible to get pregnant on my diva day!
Dude I woke up and he was pissing in the corner on his clothes... I called his name an he replied " I got this" and continued.
The single life is the freaking dream dude. I'm sitting here naked, eating chocolate mousse, and watching Gilmore girls. It's wonderful
I woke up naked with a Jason mask on and a fat lip. What happened last night?
My inner 10 year old alcoholic is intrigued.
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