Spraying perfume on pants makes them clean right?
I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
I'm sorry that you don't think that "Daddy Issues" are a real thing, but I can tell you that some assholes who never went to their daughter's dance recitals are responsible for getting me laid...continuously.
This is the kind of period I feel I should name out of respect to the fact I might have just gotten lucky this time.....
You were so hammed, you asked your buddy in Economics to plot a demand curve for Parmesan Cheese.
We took up a collection and paid her $50 to eat a piece of meat. Vegetarian morals trumped once again by cash.
i was so worried that when his hands were down my pants he was going to find the weed i stole from him
Her parents walked in on us. So for my birthday they bought me a blow-up doll with their daughters face on it. I don't know what to think right now.
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
I decided that Calgary can keep my underwear. They earned it.
There is nothing more demoralizing than exchanging 150 dollar Christmas gifts with a girl your not sleeping with
I think I ruined his life by managing to get his initiation nickname for his frat to be "Whiskey Dick" but I still wish herpes on him and his fugly new girlfriend.
He also told me he would eat mozzarella sticks before having sex with me so I'm mad at him.
I would definitely ride that dick into the sunset if nuggets are involved
the next morning his mother came in to tell me that she made breakfast. she told me to put my clothes on too. awkward.
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