I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
Pretty sure she's used to bigger guys. She kept slipping off while on top. like, constantly
And then falling down drunk the next morning, concussing yourself and splitting your head open?
That was pretty sad, but you more than made up for it by using "concussing" in a sentence
he clicked a button a stirrups came down from the ceiling... if I don't come home by sunday, report me.
I was pretty stoned. I thought I needed a seatbelt at the restaurant.
she broke up with me using backstreet boy lyrics
you deserved it if you knew it was backstreet boys.
found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
I tried to put the left over margartia in a box for you but they wouldn't let me
That girl gave me her number because you were arrested. I am so proud of you dude.
We kind of crashed their funeral party. Oops.
This is the perfect outfit to do ketamine in, I must say
Love waking up to a new contact named “Pizza” btw
well, shes hot as hell, but she does keep saying she's the president of the loch ness monster's fan club, so that's kinda a red flag...
if being 21 means slamming 99 cent margaritas at 3:00 in the afternoon on a Tuesday then call me Peter Pan IM NEVER GROWING UP
she was just meowing in the corner eating frozen chicken nuggets
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