If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
But regardless, you really stood out last night, you should give me a chance
Sorry but you seem like a potential womanizer
soo I had sex last night and he wore a condom, pulled out sans condom. we looked everywhere and couldnt find it, even in my vag. so Im in the library at school and I googled it and it gave me "gentle digging" techniques, and sure enough, found it. ew. I'll be purchasing Plan B after class.
Im making the walk of shame with half a box of pizza, its like when youre little and you get a goodie bag leaving the party
Just traded a samurai sword for some drugs. It's gonna be one random ass night
her night didn't end so well, both of her boyfriends got arrested... together.
Duuuude - Drag Queen Bingo wasn't supposed to end like thissss
She said I was the most selfish person in bed she's ever been with and she's fucked Tucker Max.
So I dropped $130 while buying shots for an army ranger, got my fake taken, almost went to jail, and came out of my black out when I was talking to the cops with a stolen detour sign in my hands.
He wouldn't let me ride him with a Ninja Turtles hat on...
I can't wait to shower all this regret off of me
I've finally done it. I finally achieved my lifelong goal of becoming that awkward lesbian in high school who went on to have sex with more women than any of her male classmates.
He took home that trashy slut from Bama but a NFL Lineman was just in my DMs so... who’s the real winner here
HER BOYFRIEND CAME HOME WHILE WE WERE GETTING IT ON IN THE SHOWER
At least you smelled nice while he kicked your ass.
I had more orgasms than hours of sleep this weekend. I’m going to keep him around a while
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