Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
I'd call her a cunt, but she dooesn't seem to have the depth or warmth.
You threw up in a Dixie cup last night. Oddly, you just gained major points in my book for that.
The assistant vp has a bottle of wine on his desk & I have a feeling my boobs will be making an appearance today.
She tried to leave the threesome and I heard you yell "Hey! We don't quit at halftime!"
Is this one of those "if you didnt give such good head we couldn't be friends" moments?
speaking of festive, i made out with a guy in a leaf pile last night. happy fall?
he called me his ex's name during sex then proceeded to cry while still in me
I fucked your neighbor. Welcome to the new apartment!
You full on peed your pants then resurrected yourself like Jesus Christ...
All she has to do is text me and my dick gets hard. She asked how my day was going and it got hard.
There is a couple fucking in the outback bathroom and at first I thought it was sick but than I remembered my Outback fantasy with you and decided I can't pass judgements.
i dont think sending her flowers will make her forgive you running over her foot.
I just chased my birth control with Smirnoff. Shit's about to go down.
I'm very disappointed that your kitten almost ate my weed cake...
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