after the first blizzard, i went out and bought a thirty and put it in a cooler and hid it out in the backyard. now the second blizzard has deposited 2 feet of snow on top of said cooler. there is a shovel and treasure map over here waiting for you
Just saw two girls doing a walk of shame together. Slut bonding at it's best.
The sound guy for the band told me id make a great valentines gift for his bisexual girlfriend
is he the 3rd person to bang everyone in our group?
The amount I want to die right now is not proportionate to the level of fun I had last night. Not fair.
OH YEAH AND FORGOT TO THANK YOU FOR THE lack of WARNING THAT HE WASN'T CIRCUMSIZED.
Young lesbians are the worst. And also what got me through high school, sooooo
Dude I thought she was trying to turn my dick inside out
I mean, I Just Had Sex in 4 on her top 25 most played list. That's got to give you some indication
And your boyfriend doesn't mind you constantly taking pictures of his dick just to freak out your brother?
its more like he's accepted that he can't stop me
First encounter with a mirco peen. I was confused when he said he doesnt go down on girls. Cmon dude, practice on a peach.
I think it was a smart move. Quickest way to get over a guy, hook up with his friends.
I thought my sex drive was gone but let me tell you it is back with a vengeance
is it just me or does "lol" kill any sort of vibe while sexting?
I would have wore underwear last night if I knew I had to change a tire this morning
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