4 to the list in one week. Slutsville isn't as fun as the brochure promised.
The more I stare at her and block out what she's actually saying with thoughts of what she could be saying, the more interested I become
We still need to grow old, buy a house, and drink 40's while wearing old people sunglasses, staring at the young studs mowing our lawn.
Would I waste your time for mediocre porn?
I just ran into the woods like an idiot because ADVENTURE.
i just had to pick up my 18 year old cousin from the police station for hosting a party, and i had to do this stoned wow
The friend zone. He put me in the friend zone. But said he still wants me to suck his dick. I'm in the dick sucking friend zone and I want to die.
I'm pretty sure I made out with a guy in a man thong.
I feel like every young boy's first wet dream is too have sex with the Pink Ranger. I am now fulfilling that dream for one man. I am a hero.
I learned a very valuable lesson tonight...don't touch a cops tazer
Literally sucked a dick for ten seconds before I said to myself, this tiny ass penis isn't worth it. My night last night
Its my nipple ring piercing anniversary. We need to celebrate.
There's nothing like when u really click with a stripper
your marriage is hazardous to my nightlife
yea, mine too.
It was probably the night you were half naked and trying to blow everybody, guy or girl.
this is me we're talking about here. You're going to have to be more specific than that.
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