i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
what
nvm
Annihilated within 20 minutes of arriving on Saturday, proceeded to hook up with him half a dozen times/almost have sex in the shed. Later on I text his boyfriend letting him know he's okay and that he's asleep next to me. If I could parlay this skill into a vital component of national security I'd be the Jack Bauer of homewrecking. Diner later?
just spent about 3 1/2 hours looking for a dollar so I can buy weed.
suggestion: become a stripper.
and she just brought her bike into the shower with her
Why am I the only one concerned that there's a dog in the movie theatre?
the parade is in 5 days. put your big boy pants on and come to beer training. time to build your tolerance. i can't have you passing out in a bush with a cape on again this year.
230 lb girl across the train from me is giving a dude in a kilt a handjob while he sits in her lap
this probably sounds so sketchy, but hes going to jail in a month so he needs a place to crash for now. Hes sick though, and hes paying half our rent
Glad to know I rate above a cabbage on the parenting scale.
I just fell off a roof. So I'm kinda chillin for a minute.
is there a line between daddy kink and oedipus complex?
Is it bad I use my AA meeting to hookup with guys?
wait you fucked a guy who wears k-swiss? seriously?
I know, im living my 7th grade dream
drunk me always erases text conversations because she is a woman of mystery and does not like for me to know what's going on in her life
I don't know if it was the movie or the drugs but after i watched it i wore the same spongebob shirt to school for two weeks and stopped showering
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