I just put my retainer in and it tastes like weed
areolas are like halos for boobs.
I just realized last night I drunk-bought a flight to Florida for this weekend...kinda torn between the price and the potential of awesomeness
I don't want the last thing I hear while alive to be Jesse's Girl
Nothing sez sunday morning like waking up in a phonebooth with a leg cramp.
I can only get completely wasted and hungry two more times and then we're out of fritos.
I think she's going to be dangerous to drink with, but I'm ready for the adventure.
Life seems so much brighter and more vibrant after you have sex with a 20 year old. It's like how Kansas was in black and white and Oz was in technicolor.
She looks like a Midwestern news anchor that got fired so she has done nothing but eat for the past 6 months.
So I got drunk last night and attempted to shave a landing strip on my vag. I now have a 8 lane highway on my crotch now. Just looks like a random ass square.
Thanks for that golden cinnamony goodness that flowed from your fake tits last night haha
Saw the same Luigi I hooked up with last Halloween. Still in his same Luigi costume and scruff that hurt my face
I had to ask him for a dick pic. Do you know how refreshing that was?
Did i fall last night when u carried me home.
idk
OHHH yea you fell down the stairs face first
Is it bad when your own grandmother calls you a whore?
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