You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
Me too ba-by. I wanna bite your ear lobes they are so fat.
we banged on the home plate. i wasnt even aware of the significance of where we were until afterwards hahaha
I'm not sure...it could be the pasta I ate from her sink, the dominoes, or just the alcohol. Or a wicked combination of all 3.
That's okay, during storytime I would have to sit on my hands so I wouldn't touch everyone. Explains a lot...
I found your Halloween costume. I think you shit yourself last night
All i hear is "BITCH BETTER HAVE MY HONEY" and i turn around and there is a dude in a bear costume. It was fur real.
You know I love you. I just don't love your penis.
There are some things you can ever unsee. And walking in on your dad jerking off is one of those things.
This guy is selling weed on the train. Like... Straight up. No fucks given.
Oh dear. If we're both hearing alien sounds then perhaps they're real.
He sends me pictures of his dogs and I send him my tits, it's a win win situation
You're the only person I know who would go to New Jersey to give a blowjob and I have so much respect for you for it
After she got off the phone with her mom she sprinted down the block screaming "I'M SO GOOD AT BEING A HUMAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
I feel like I have the I just lost my virginity face and everyone at the grocery store knows it.
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