did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
carls jr on main st. japanese tourist taking a dump in the urinal. reading a japanese newspaper and wearing a full suit.
be there in 3 mins
the nicest thing hes ever said to me is give me head.......please
I feel like a panda just shit rainbows on my mind
Came home and the girl was sitting on the steps "talking" on her ipod touch AND was halfway done eating a raw cucumber.
There is something just so refreshing and wonderful about an uninterrupted morning poop in the office.
she looked like the before picture.
just gave a homeless man a kiss in exchange for two handles
exact location. now.
Woke up naked on a bed full of money, doughnuts, and keys that weren't mine. Unsent dick pick on phone, and cheap cigar butt on my pillow. Also...I maybe hotwired my car.
Did I really drink that whole bottle of Jack Daniels last night?
Heroically.
Well, let's just say, I got that eye patch like we were joking about
He had a cruise ship of a dick and I need to set sail on that ocean again
he woke up this morning, drunk as fuck, butt ass naked, and he had left grandmas gun on the counter and doesn't know why.
Yeah I knew you'd like him. He's emotionally and physically self destructive.
We would have so much to talk about!
I have a lot of money, and no morals. shots on you when you get here.
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