the thought of Anne Coulter teabagging Dick Cheney kills me everytime.
That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
I just spent the last 30 minutes shaving my asshole.
I didn't know there was such thing as a bad orgasm. Until him.
He nailed 50 frozen hamburgers to the ceiling last night. Now there are flies every where.
also. he gave me a foot massage during 69ing when i got a cramp. he's a winner.
i always knew that i'd have sex in your room, i just assumed it would be with you
She rolled over this morning and asked "did you refer to my vagina as splash mountain last night? "
I walked home with an awkward asain couple. There was a language barrier but I think we're friends now.
If you were wondering whether I accidentally FaceTime called the undergrad who works for me in lab during a particularly graphic blow job last night, then the answer is yes.
Also I think my taxi driver may have just died and we just happen to be on a 35 mph cruise control on 395...
It's not an office Christmas party until your boss confesses his undying love for your boyfriend...
He'd pee in it. And since it's PBR I'd have no idea
I'm pretty sure that waking up butt ass naked with a bottle of 151 and a note that said "I didn't want to wake you up, but thanks" proves I had a good time....god bless America
Did that sound smart? Cuz beneath the boozy exterior beats the heart of a fucking scientist.
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