I heard it from a little bird bananas is gonna be there
Is this bird reliable bc I don't wanna be wasted running around the bar asking where bananas is
Im drinking a beer thats called vuuve which is boobs in begian. I think my life is complete.
Nothing on google about my condom issue. However, if you get a chance google: condom with teeth.
He's really hot. I think he's gonna be my reason to shave this winter.
what kind of wine goes with anal sex and shame?
im afraid if i stop breathing i will turn into a porcupine
I WALKED myself out of breath. And I'm lost I'm a Tim Hortons parking lot. That's how hungover I am.
Im rolling a blunt of encouragement for you to return to
Just keep my face away from hard objects. And by that I do not mean erect penised.... those are totally fine. It's more just things like rocks, table edges, blunt objects, etc so I don't get another concussion.
So. How about you can get tequila certified...
its before 9am and ive already had to dip my dick and balls in a glass of milk. probably isnt a good sign for how today is going to go.
A bee came out of the shoe box and stung her. Even the insect community doesn't want her in those hideous things.
you were grinding on the cop whispering for him to lend you his tazer.
Aww you are cute. With your penis. And failures.
the coup got in the way of sex but inauguration day came thru we did it joe
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