Texts From Last Night · tristanlulz's Favorites

ADVERTISEMENT

ADVERTISEMENT

ADVERTISEMENT

Sorry jaxolantern hasn't picked any favorites yet.

tristanlulz's Favorites Texts:

Sort By: Date Favorited / Date Posted / Good Night / Bad Night

ADVERTISEMENT

(727): View more from Florida

Get my husband this drunk again I will rip off your balls off with my bare hands and then cut them up with a dirty axe like fish bits. Do you understand me? DO YOU UNDERSTAND ME?! See you at breakfast, FUCK FACE. I'll shove that bottle of Jamison so far up your ass you'll still be praying in 2020 you can take a shit! Seriously, you make it hard to be your best friend.

Fav 9 1468 777
share tweet
(858): View more from California

Fun times on public transportation. I just had a guy imply that I was racist cause I didn't want to talk to him when I was clearly reading my book and he was clearly on coke.

Fav 2 881 573
share tweet

ADVERTISEMENT

ADVERTISEMENT

(404): View more from Georgia

I think you just miss his friendship.

(1-404): View more from Georgia

I think it's his ability to give me multiple orgasms.

Fav 1 1245 486
share tweet

ADVERTISEMENT

(214): View more from Texas

NO MAKING MOLDS OF ANYONES GENITALS

(630): View more from Illinois

Fine. Suck all the fun out of life.

Fav 4 921 563
share tweet

ADVERTISEMENT

ADVERTISEMENT