Texts From Last Night · sarakoz's Favorites

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(239): View more from Florida

I was hitting on her while she was puking ... yeah i was pretty drunk

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(313): View more from Michigan

remind me in the morning to get the random kid out of the closet and to clean the pudding off the wall

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(620): View more from Kansas

I made the bartender pinky promise me there was still vodka in my drinks.

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(262): View more from Wisconsin

She keeps referring to it as an "us" Either she is seriously mistaken on what fuck buddies are or she learned another meaning of the word "us"

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(708): View more from Illinois

youre just mad i got the high score on the breathalyzer

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(785): View more from Kansas

I had sex with her because I didn't want to hurt her feelings.. You're the one who told me I should be more sensitive.

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(908): View more from New Jersey

You get to witness red pubes. I'm almost jealous. That's like my dream.

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(248): View more from Michigan

first off, his name is dougie. strike one.

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