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CNN just did a special on how to do heroin safely.. I recorded it for us

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Just saw the liqour store owner get into a mercedes, almost proud to be responsible for that

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to cover up your slurred speech you tried talking like the creepy old man from family guy

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Just got new surround sound speakers for my computer... I feel like I'm actually IN the porn now.

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I lined up everyone's pillows and I'm playing Evel Knievel when I jerk off later.

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he made transformer sounds every time he changed positions. how do you think it went?

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he told me my vagina needed a tic tac

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you tried to scramble eggs in my dryer last night. i want you here in 15 minutes to clean this shit up

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