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(330): View more from Ohio

you got in a fight with your imaginary friend last night when he didn't catch you after a surprise trust fall

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(919): View more from North Carolina

That which doesn't kill you gives you an excuse to get shitfaced later

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(202): View more from Washington, DC

you slapped the bag of goldfish out of her hands and screamed, "BITCH THIS AINT NO AQUARIUM". That's how fucked up

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(302): View more from Delaware

my vagina is like this close to growling at me and leading me onto the nearest dance floor

(412): View more from Pennsylvania

make it buy you a drink first

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