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(904): View more from Florida

He just told an 8 year old to go fuck himself so we probably won't be in the butterfly exhibit much longer.

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(914): View more from New York

I bought a sword. Make the proper arrangements.

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(530): View more from California

That girl is nothing but trouble. She's 40% red hair and 60% daddy issues.

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(814): View more from Pennsylvania

He picked me up went to throw me on his bed. I landed on the wood frame. That's how I broke my rib. We still fucked. Thanks tequila. Best injury ever

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(423): View more from Tennessee

Woke up with my face in a bowl of cereal. This is tequila's way of saying fuck you.

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(406): View more from Montana

I tried to tell him I love him but it came out something like "We're both fucked up and it works."

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(203): View more from Connecticut

Well he has a girlfriend. So I told him that I wanted to have sex way more than I wanted to be a decent human being.

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(843): View more from South Carolina

The nurse told me they're using the same medicine that killed michael jackson.

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