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(205): View more from Alabama

I can't drink with the moms anymore. All they talk about is lactating.

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(630): View more from Illinois

they sound like some classy girls.

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Hey, I don't give them daddy issues, I just take advantage of it. The real bad guy here is American parenting.

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(619): View more from California

No, we will not be going out tonight. We are trying to grow the toy donkey in whiskey rather than water. Serious fucking science. Have fun at the boring bar while we Bill Nye it up in this bitch.

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(740): View more from Ohio

Jen gave my number to some guy she met in NY. He sent me a picture of his weiner. He had nice shoes. I replied with a pic of bacon.

(1-740): View more from Ohio

When in doubt always reply with bacon.

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