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Someone left me hummas on my door step between the hours of 1am-3am

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After sex he cried I didn't know what to do so I patted him on the back and went to the kitchen to make waffles

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God fucking bless the man who invented the vibrator. Bless him and all his descendants. I think I saw the face of God tonight

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All I could think when I saw it was, "All right, Vagina, only one of us is getting out of this alive."

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