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(989): View more from Michigan

Should we start at nine like normal people or now like alcoholics?

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(517): View more from Michigan

I'm bringing vagina and cookies. You'll be fine.

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(514): View more from Quebec

Is 'too horny to study' a good enough medical excuse to not take a final?

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(210): View more from Texas

im tired of her bring homeless men home when shes drunk. THEY ARE NOT FUCKING PETS!!!!

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(425): View more from Washington

ALERT: Turns out when I'm drunk I turn into a clepto. I just found keys, a ketchup bottle, and sweatshirt in my backpack that don't belong to me. If yours, come collect from me. I'm still drunk in the back of biology lecture.

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(978): View more from Massachusetts

He's dressed as a power ranger handing out cocaine

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(502): View more from Kentucky

I'm drunk and you're awesome. let's stay this way forever.

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Last night, my friend changed all my contacts in my phone. I have been texted by Batman, Donatello, and Hermione Granger. I have no idea who they are, and it doesn't upset me at all.

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(201): View more from New Jersey

I'm smoking weed out of a trumpet

(908): View more from New Jersey

I just did a slip and slide down the hall way of my apartment building

(201): View more from New Jersey

Tie

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