sorry if i was weird last night, had weird deja vu that we had done that before, i mean with the peanut butter.
we had.
well that explains the rash. i dont think i should see you again.
i was just lookin through my fb pics and i think im with a cat in like 40% of them..: how sad is my life
i just fingered the ice cream at home instead of getting a spoon
been there done that
i hate this class. from the way they're all staring you would think they've never seen a girl in basketball shorts, heels and sunglasses.
I just imagined your drunkass eating Taco Bell in my living room. This is the Godmother of my potential child.
you woke me up at 7 am banging on my wall.. what the hell
thats the international knock for joint time
OPIZZABONMYDICK
I think I died last night.
Yeah, you got carried home
If my penis could make facial expressions, it would constantly have a smile on.
If a raisin and a desert had a bastard child that would be the inside of my mouth right now
I think after tonight I'm 85% lesbian
I only wore my thong with cheeseburgers on it because I thought we'd have sex. So I basically wasted my best thong for nothing.
it was the kind of sex that I don't even know how my hair extentions are still in
I have 2 bottles of wine, a sharpie, and a panda mask and don't have to wake up early. Can u do the math on this?
It's dangerous to be this horny at work. I'm gonna stain my desk chair
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