thanks for house sitting, cat must be hiding again... everything go ok?
... about that ...
I texted him to clear the air a bit, apologized if I freaked him out. No reply. So I'm gonna go ahead and fuck someone in a barn tonight.
so i told him i still liked him. he laughed
well, your crazy. what did you expect?
what part of “beer fountain” do you not understand
my brother walked in while we were fucking, silently took my bong from my closet, saluted us and walked out.
Home, forcing the cats to make out. Someone should get some.
Update: still drunk enough to get lost in Zellers and to think my reflection was my mother. Awesome day.
I'm rearranging all my life goals to become a billionaire by 28 and batman by 30. Not kidding.
I WANT MY VAGINA TO POUND AT NICE THINGS.
I generally just try to vote by which candidate I think has the bigger dick. Sorry Romney.
Due to last night I think a roommate constitution should be made. The first law will be designed to prevent any chicks below a 4 to enter the house.
But wait then while giving his drive thru order he goes in mid sentence, "Hey baby it's Travis remember me?"
Next guy I fuck must be a cowboy
I swear to god he thought my ass was a bag of wine last night.
When I woke up I was spooning with a block of cheese. Like, cuddling. Me and the cheese we nestling...
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