you know he's having a sex change. I can't believe you called him "titty man" to his face....
Anything that's based on a blow job I'm in favor of.
took acid and went on safebus. all the lights were off except the adds. swear to god it was a submarine
There's a mirror laying face down next to me. A looooong full body mirror. By the looks of it it fell off the wall last night and was within centimeters of shattering on my head. Awesome.
My summer fucks are coming back to haunt me with a vengeance.
You do realize that we got a stripper to do the YMCA for us on the main stage... Right?
I feel like "stop licking my face" isn't something that needs to be repeated twice
I threw up on my way to work while listening to "the good times are killing me". this award goes to modest mouse for creating the most poetic puke ever
Is it acceptable to cry on a Friday or am I supposed to drink to forget it?
Partying with them is like having your dick stapled to your left nostril
I just want to get drunk and wake up on Wednesday
the best part was at the strip club when he said he was "here to pick up my wife. she's up on stage.....wait that's my aunt". only in Ottawa.
Suspicion confirmed. my mom has her nipples pierced
Way to crack the case Nancy Drew
Just a couple of adults talking about cum shots at 8am on presidents day
I woke up and found that i was using my computer as a pillow. i had 53 pages of random letters on Microsoft word
Randomize
