Fun fact of the day the average american will consume 13248 beers in their lifetime.
So for us it's double that?
Precisely.
haha you were so trashed that you deleted all of your christian music from itunes and kept saying"c-ya God, nice knowin ya"
vegan vag taste different. and not a good different
We decided to have a girls night of four lokos, three of us cried and the other puked
My god. We'll be gay porn millionaires.
Oh btw, that was a wonderful blow job. You did a good job.
Heed the warning of the ghost of Oktoberfest present: German beer is soooooooo much better than our watered down children's piss. also lost all my clothes and am wearing lederhosen the rest of the trip.
I'm just gonna use that pot butter as dip for chips. That's fat, American AND stoner!
Day drinking! Today! (tomorrow too!) Our place! Whenever you get off work! Ready go!
Some girl woke me up at 1:30 am looking for weed and the next thing I know I'm in a hot tub with 3 girls, 2 40's, and a blunt.
Well if your hearts not big enough, your penis certainly is. Just have a threesome
the guy next to you kind of looks like a penguin. i'm going to fuck him
Of course his biggest mistake was assuming that I ever gave a fuck to begin with.
He was actually surprised when I poured myself a glass full of straight vodka. Clearly he doesn't know me as well as he thinks.
Yeah. I got a Tetnus shot then partied like it was 1999.
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