Its already bleeding so dont be alarmed after you bite it
woke up in a freezing tub of water at 6 am again. probably should stop the drunk baths
We're upstairs smoking....the password is pineapple
shes perfect for him. shes never seen a penis so she has nothing to compare his to.
You took a bag of frozen peas to bed wiith you "to help with the inflamation".
I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
shes 19, drunk and said she has no gag reflex. im trying to decide if i have scruples
you dont
i dont
please promise me that no matter what happens you will keep me away from the children
No, this is a senior booty call. It cannot be ignored.
dude when im high using logic is an accomplishment that should be rewarded. make sure u get cinnamon twists
You really could become the cat lady we've always dreamed of.
Fun thought: I realized the thing I miss most about him is dixie kong's double trouble on his super Nintendo. It's possible that I don't have a soul.
I say this as a friend, you would make a SPECTACULAR crossdresser
Like I just asked Greg why I don't have a crown for my vagina. That drunk.
I AM GETTING LAID TONIGHT YES HAPPY DAY PRAISE JESUS ALMIGHTY IN HEAVEN DEAR GOD CHRIST YES DADDY YAAASSS
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