for our anniversary he stepped it up a notch and bought cool whip rather than the store brand. i was impressed.
Well I don't think you could recreate that hangover if you tried. It was like the perfect storm of hangovers.
They had a "who can aim further away from the toilet" contest. I'm now washing piss off my ceiling.
the party was called freshmen disorientation. i was just following the theme
Ihop lady gave me free pancakes for being sober this time
Ifound a recepit for a hotel room in my sock. soo.. Ithink thats where my dog is.
U can find me on my couch hungover eatin tuna evaluating my life
I got slapped by a drag queen and bitten on the arm by either a random girl or a weird mouth shaped dog. Tough to tell without seeing the teeth
Literally too hungover to clean. I'll get the frosting off the table tomorrow, ok?
Shoot me. Oh my god shoot me. My moms ex "likes assholes"
The paramedics said she just kept whispering "I just wanted to party"
Vibrator fell off the top of the dresser and hit me. This might be the most embarrassing black eye incident ever
im looking at the positives. number one it stopped me from hooking up with vince infront of his girl, number two it gave me something to do instead of throwing up and number three i fuckin rocked his world
When the people downstairs start talking about drugs, I second guess buying my drugs from them. Then I remember they are cheap and convenient.
So were driving two hours to go to a club and Charles packed me a sippy cup full of tequila. He thinks of everything!
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