I've had a Margarita with salt, but I have to say I was impressed by the Stoli and Sprite rimmed with adderall
can you buy anything in the cafeteria for less than $2? I spent the last of my laundry money on a chia pet
Before he took my jeans off all he said was "no hard feelings from middle school right?"
When your really high you cant order into a clowns mouth
I wish I still had pics from the prostitute I paid/dated
I'm having a self conscious moment and I need your complete honest opinion of my boobs.
I feel as though the word "tired" has become synonymous with "too high to manage the stairs" lately
Im also drinking whiskey while on a treadmill wearing high heels so let's consider that for a moment.
Just so you know, this text is a buffer between the two guys I'm sexting. Can't get that shit messed up.
I don't know bro, all I could remember is that he kept saying hallelujah and calling that girl Slutimus Prime
I was tied up in bed before noon, the rest of the day can go to hell.
Will do. If it all falls thru I'm just gonna set up a sprinkler in my back yard and run thru it while taking jello shots. Perfect alternative to my 29th bday.
At the drs she looked at my back saw your scratch marks and asked "does your back itch a lot?"
Although a guy bought me a shot of fireball last wknd and I told him he wouldn't even get half a handjob for that and walked away so don't tell me I don't have standards
I have fence marks all over my body
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