it was like playing where's waldo with your underwear
Our teacher totally just got outed in class by a speaker from some lesbian cooperative house
dude, i think we just came across a situation where tits weren't worth it.
Their house warming gift for us was a half case of keystone and getting the cops called..
Well the good news is my "i'm an adult" dinner party went well, they all brought wine and complimented my cooking abilities. the bad news is i woke up with the leftovers in my bed/on my face
On a separate but also a very relevant note, can we practice drinking wine like real people?
I think the name vodka for a girl is amazing
Until they make a bed that bathes you in your sleep, I will not be satisfied.
So our annual Dick Trip has been tentatively scheduled for the week of July 1 - 5. This years theme is "Fucking for Freedom".
my mom just told me I should hit it and quit apparently she does not like this new girl
I just used crown royal bags as pot holders...
He told me the hickey on the side if his neck was actually a "bruise" from hitting a bird on his motorcycle. I'm not sure what's more impressive, the fact people believed him due to the size of the mark or the fact you gave it to him.
Like when I see him I look straight through his appearance and just envision a big walking penis.
As a gentleman whose genital hole is relatively small, you could imagine my reaction
Someone left a middle school yearbook here. I recognized one kid from banging his mom last year.
I really need to stop sending pussy pics if I'm going to be running for state representative in November
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