Got a little crazy huh? Happy st pattys day. None of you have any idea where my credit card would be do you? How do i always lose
Saw 2 former students outside gas station. gave me money to buy 2 12 packs, asked if I wanted to go to their party.
I told them I had a gf and took one of the 12 packs. Come over.
Texas should really raise its teaching standards.
That's the secret to virgins: blizzards.
Im starting to realize why people dont masturbate while driving
We were doing it doggy style, and I puked on the floor and started crying, he told me it was okay his cat would eat it... and if it would make me feel better we could do anal...
And they lived happily ever after....
I love how all these freshman girls think that they can wear what they wore last summer... freshman 15 at its skankiest
well what is some mechanical horse racing with out blow involved
Trying not to look at her chest is like trying to not hear a fire engine racing by.
His dick is so big it could be an arm rest.
Have you ever hotboxed under your comforter? Best. Decision. Ever.
He finger blasted me like an angel dude
I mean I've only met the girl once and she was trying to slit some guys tires.
Tonight I'm getting fucked up for America because Lord knows we need it.
Umm... When he walked in I shot him with my confetti gun... It's a wonder my booty calls even show up.
What better than a girl who loves jager, sexts like a champ and is down for t-bell at any hours of the night? oh wait, NOTHING.
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