Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
i love marijuana more then i could love a human baby.
This is the kind of period I feel I should name out of respect to the fact I might have just gotten lucky this time.....
only you would photoshop your dick
he's legally blind and likes the sound of my voice, good enough for me.
Can we hire someone to dj while we have sex?
You almost hooked up with 200lb woman in her mid-forties, because you were convinced she was adele. Your drinking problem is officially out of control.
I don't hate him I just hate being present to see him consume 80 dollars worth of alcohol and then try to tip people with left over money on a Walmart gift card
My dating life has become some fucked up hydra of dicks; you cut one off and two pop up in its place.
And I just realized we will be at a strip club when the end of the world is supposed to happen. This is destiny
i am one fart away from being 2 for 2 on this whole shitting my pants thing.
Since when do you jog?
Since hot shirtless guy that lives across the street jogs
Sorry I sent you a video of a singing reverend last night, I was really high.
No idea but I'm preparing for 4 tequila shots and tons of vomit
a reward? ill think of something
if its not drugs or food I swear to god ill throw a fit
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